Satan changed my presets.

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jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

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folie-a-killjoy:

Pete Wentz just likes making people uncomfortable.

patrick has no words, poor guy

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dekutree:

egg-tampon:

dekutree:

zealknight:

dekutree:

nigga u aint even in the right country you a real dumbass tho

Hoenn and Johto are in the same country. Both are separate regions in same country. Only Unova is in another country.

are u majoring in pokemon geometry you geek ass bitch

geography

shut the fuck up aint nobody talkin about rocks here

geology

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If u dont add tags when u reblog my selfie how am i supposed to know how u feel about me

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first date questions

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hiddleswiggles:

coffeeandcheesecake:

#trying to ruin marriage again are we

Yes. I just divorced my husband because he’s not NPH.

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when someone says their eyes change colour

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excitedtard:

(X)

I make weird faces. I can’t help it. I’m Italian. We are physically unable to control our arms and faces.

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sleep-justsleep-wakeup:

calliopestorres:

HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY

I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’

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